The shitty baby in question has unfortunately been diagnosed with terminal baby syndrome.

It’s true, the doctor said so.

Incurable.

He just baby.

But why?

The overwhelming majority of the time, he is a valued friend, a great companion and a precious fixture of my life. Being able to make friends with this weird animal that happens to live in my house is, every day, a blessing.

Once in a while though, he’s a shitty baby, and he doesn’t even know it, and these instances must be documented.

You can check out the things he has destroyed